College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
mother: i love you? are you trying to say i love you??
baby: i-i *bursts into song* it is time for us all to decide who we are do we fight for the right to a night at the opera now have you asked of yourselves whats the price you might pay is this simply a game for a rich young boy to play the colors of the world are changing day by day. RED the blood of angry men BLACK the dark of ages past
"no, we want to put a different character in our movie!" the animator screams
but it’s too late
rapunzel has stormed the office and is knocking over furniture
"give me the helmet," she snarls, shaking a mocap actor by the ping-pong balls
#rapunzel went movie turbo
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
the other boys were just jealous because he gets all the gulls
Saw these on my Season 3 DVD and thought they were cool. Thought others might want to enjoy them as well if they haven’t seen them..
They have Character Profiles for everyone and backstories too. I would post pics of those, but its way too many screenshots.
I still consider the “somewhere in Texas” thing canon, for fun.